"Ha, I... I'm getting married. The bride is me and the groom is a man."
"The groom is going to be a father, and the mother of the child is not me."
"The child fainted at my feet. I promise I didn't hit her."
"This is such a reliable TV plot, and he even drove her to the hospital."
"I did something wrong in the end. Can I lose my memory? I'm waiting online. Urgent!"