"Silly monster, follow me to live in the back mountain from today. You are right. I have manipulated you. If you don't obey, you will definitely turn into a round pill and you will never be reincarnated. Once you leave me a hundred miles away, you will immediately turn into a puddle of pus, hum!" The old Taoist priest said arrogantly.
The silly monster believed it very stupidly and naively.
Three years later.
"Old man, don't threaten me, you big liar!"
"Then let's go, why are you following me?"
"If I don't follow you, you will turn into pus."
"Didn't you say I lied to you?"
"I am convinced of this. I have always thought that you are jealous of my beauty, so you don't want me to die too beautiful. Old man, I am determined to follow you!"
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