Welcome to the Travel Division.
Our implementation: If you want to go east, we will send you to the west immediately.
If you want an apple, we will give you a banana for free.
We are just so empathetic.
PS: Please don't throw the bananas we gave you in our faces because you fell in love with us, otherwise you will turn into a toad or something next time you travel...
PPS: Remember to give good reviews, dear~