I am a monster, a six-fingered monster.
I said this to Xu on the Internet.
He doesn't believe it, I know he doesn't believe it.
Because he asked me several times in a row: "Really? Do you really have six fingers on your left hand?"
I decided to go see him.
How dare he doubt my integrity.
I want to see his shocked and twisted face.
So I sat in the ice bar closest to my house that we had agreed on.