Serious version:
When I was young, I wanted to pursue the person I liked. When I grew up, I wanted to find someone who liked me. Fortunately, I am holding hands with the same person now.
Happy version:
Mr. S: "Watching idol dramas again, if you like me one-eighth as much as you did before, I would be relieved."
Me: "If you were one-eighth as handsome as you were before, I wouldn't watch idol dramas anymore."
Mr. S: "... Everyone says I'm handsome except you."
Me: "Who cares to tell you the truth except me?"
Mr. S: "... This TV series is quite good. You should hurry up and watch it."
Me: "Hey! I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you running!"