This article is also known as:
#Uchiha Itachi's bitter history of love#
#Uchiha Itachi's unbearable past#
#The person I like changes to another person every minute on average#
#professionalpretendingtobecrazyfor30years#
#game poisoner#
Yan: Well, Itachi, I seem to...
Itachi:?
Yan: I seem to be in love!
Itachi: ... The other party?
Which love rival is it?
Yan: That was a good man who abandoned his family and his mother.
Itachi:......
No, judging from your adjectives, I know that man is definitely not a good man.
Yan: His name is Shenwei.
Itachi:......
#What should I do if my love rival is a character in a funny anime? #
Yan: Oh, and my ideal man is one who can wear short-sleeved shorts and live in the snow-capped mountains.
Itachi:......
Yan: Tsk tsk tsk... (Looks at Itachi's medicine)
Itachi (headache): Which one is it again...
Yan: Champion Xiaochi!
#Should I throw away all the game consoles at home#
Yan: I think Sasuke is very handsome recently. I like this kind of kid.
Itachi:……
Let Sasuke go! You can't beat Naruto's aura!
Yan: Actually, Grandpa Madara is pretty good too! The wild hairstyle and crimson armor pierced my heart!
Itachi:……
Let your ancestors go! You can't even beat the wooden dragon of the first generation of adults!
Yan: I also love Naruto's blond hair and blue eyes! Xie Danna's peach blossom eyes are also amazing!
Itachi: Is there anything you really like?
Yan: No, you are all my wings!
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The protagonist has the attributes of a narcissistic nymphomaniac. She wears a man but does not change her sexual orientation. The story is so cool that it turns out to be OOC.