Demons on the Tip of the Tongue

Tip-of-the-tongue copywriting: Ji Heng has been waiting here in the early morning in the Demon's Cave, which is hundreds of miles away from the Demon King's office building. Today, the mulberry fruit, which lasts for 16 years and has a flower and a fruit, will mature and fall to the ground in the time of a cup of tea. Tomorrow is the Demon King's 900th birthday. Ji Heng will personally pick the ripe mulberry fruits and make them into the Demon Clan's favorite black carp noodles, which will serve as the most important longevity noodles at the Demon King's birthday party. Ambiguous copywriting: As a demon who focuses on civil service, Ji Heng's biggest pursuit in life is to become a king's man, ahem! No, it's Wang's assistant! As a demon king suffering from an affective disorder in the late stages, Lou Jinyu's biggest wish in his life is to find a demon with whom he can share the luxurious bed with peace of mind. A long time later—— "Your Majesty, if you stay with me in bed, your salary will be increased this month, right?" ← Ji Heng dreams of a salary increase. "Well, the approved salary will increase by 10% every year." ← Abducted Lou Jinyu, the other half of the big bed. "If I sleep a few more years, I can save money to buy a house in Shanghai!" ← Ji Heng happily settled in. The above comes from the daily life of a patient with affective retardation and an affective disorder. Reading tips: 1. Concentrate on typing and not tearing X. In addition, this article is still a simple white text. If you don't like it, please click X silently! (Never leave a message saying goodbye, that would be really embarrassing haha) 2. If there are thunderous clips, please do not leave negative comments or report them. It must be that the author is possessed by the devil (come and save me~) Recommended articles by gay friends "Brother Monkey, Stop" by Huaguoshan on the Tip of Lantuo's Tongue "Gold Medal Instructor" by Mu Kao Gray Feather Chicken's counterattack against the talented golfer "On how to make a big cat sleep well" Please tell me how to make a big cat sleep well "I'll kick it over in a minute" It's time to give you some fatherly love "I am such a rabbit" Master, do you want to eat radish? Please add new articles to your collection↓↓↓ As one of the many fish sellers in Fish Street, Bai Xiaolang looked down upon Wang Dalang, who collected protection fees from Fish Street! I wish this bad guy would be caught by the government and put in jail soon. However, one day, he discovered that he imagined that the Yujie Yiyi tyrant who did all kinds of evil things among the fish and meat villagers turned out to be just a Yujie Yiyi dad who had a very hard time raising a family... Bai Xiaolang: Forget it, for the sake of the child, I, I will help you make fish balls once! Wang Dalang: My mother said, whoever makes the most delicious fish balls will be my wife! Bai Xiaolang: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~He is indeed a bully! Articles about farming and food, the story of a fresh river clam spirit and a group of fish monsters "Fish Street on the Tip of the Tongue" Intention: