I am a serious literary writer.
Unlike my works, my personal life is not serious at all.
My friends, colleagues, and editors all speak highly of me.
Only what each of my exes said about me can be reduced to three words:
"Son of a bitch".
I am in pain, but I also want to have warm hibiscus in the mandarin duck tent, and a tree of pear blossoms to cover the crabapples.
One of the purposes of writing about my love experience is to warn the world that if your love style is as wrong as mine, please change it as soon as possible so that you can pass on your genes.
I wish all readers and lovers will get married eventually.