The "I" in the article is an out-and-out female psycho, and of course, so is the person outside the article. "I" have a cute little brother, a young lady who maintains an ambiguous relationship, a childhood sweetheart who often tempts me to become a "bad boy", an old man who is naturally stupid, and two pets that "I" has done a lot of harm to - "Congratulations" and "Fa Cai".
There is no need to doubt the authenticity of this article. Based on the principle of "happiness first and truth supplemented", the author just wants to make all the tired viewers look bloody. There is no need to envy "my" happy life, because there is never a lack of beauty in life, it is just a lack of - (you know).