Author (holding a microphone made from a rolled manuscript): How do Shan Mao Mao feel about taking a shortcut while eating spicy hotpot and being accidentally killed?
Single kitten: Haha
Author: May I ask how Shan Mao feels about being reborn as a cat when he opens his eyes after death?
Single kitten: Hehehe
Author: May I ask how Shanmao feels about being the boss's first love?
Single kitten: Hehehehe
Author: Due to the uncooperation of the interviewee, our interview with Xiao Shou ended here. Now let's interview Mr. Ke, Xiao Gong in the article. (Extends the roll microphone to Ke Zhenyan) Mr. Ke, how do you feel about the soul of your first love living in your cat?
Mr. Ke (facial paralysis): Surprise
Author: May I ask Mr. Ke how he feels about his first love having amnesia and forgetting you?
Mr. Ke (with a confident smile): I will make him fall in love with me again
Author (wiping away the nosebleed caused by Mr. Ke): What does Mr. Ke think about his first love always wearing cat ears and tail?
Mr. Ke (fascinated with a smiling face): Very good
Author (learning to make a mysterious smile but only a wretched smile): Does Mr. Ke like my son?
Mr. Ke: (without saying a word, he directly hugged the single kitten and gave him a French kiss)
Author:…
The author who was blinded by the flash was sent to the hospital. Our interview ends here. If you want to know more details, please pay attention to the Feijiu interview room (Thank you for the European style skirt)
This article is also known as "On How to Train a President with Facial Paralysis", "When First Love Became Your Cat" and "A Cat Named Prince", which can probably be called the product of fishing at work.
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