Ever since I was three years old, I've known that lying doesn't go anywhere. I remember that in order to make the bridge of my nose longer, I lied as much as I farted. When I turned 26, I proudly told this to my boyfriend. He looked calm and patted my butt: "Well, your mouth is just like your butt. I know better than you." Damn, I tell you very seriously, you are acting like a hooligan, you know it!