A man calls himself a stupid author,
The stupid author is indeed stupid. He never comments or collects his articles at a speed of 500 an hour.
The stupid author's resentment increased day after day. One day when his resentment reached a critical value, he got a magical system. The system told the stupid author to go to those classic novels to experience the ups and downs (sour) and ups and downs (spicy) of good writing. Readers' comments will determine the stupid author's happy (bitter) journey through time.
PS: 1. A hilarious rant, no CP.
2. All kinds of classics are being ignored, but the original works should not be dismissed.