Customer A: Boss, yesterday's mille-feuille cake was delicious. Why is it not available today?
Wayward boss: I saw a very annoying guy enjoying his meal, so I was unhappy and sold it!
Customer A: Can the boss secretly sell me someone?
Wayward Boss: No!
Customer A: Why? !
Wayward Boss: I decided to hate you too!
Customer A: No! ! !
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Customer B: Boss, are we looking for a cashier here?
Willful boss: Not hiring.
Customer B: Are you looking for a waiter?
Willful boss: Not hiring.
Customer B: Are you looking for a chef?
Willful boss: Not hiring.
Customer B: Are you looking for a filial boyfriend?
Wayward Boss: Hey, you can have this!
The audience was stunned...