[Comprehensive British and American] Reward! Voldemort

[The child who can be the savior will appear at the end of July] The Dark Lord had always believed that this prophecy was a harbinger of the death of his destined enemy, but he only guessed the beginning but not the end. He had just opened the door of the opponent's hiding house in a cool way when he was slapped on the face by a girl with a completely wrong style. Ning Su: [Sitting and Forgetting Selflessness] [Breaking the Sky] [Three Talents Transformed into Life] [Five Directions Completed] [Two Instruments Transformed into Form] [Two Instruments Transformed into Form] [Two Instruments Transformed into Form]... So, Voldemort rushed to the street. Eggsy: Merlin's hair... Harry: Merlin's beard... Hermione: Merlin's underwear... Ron: Merlin's lace panties... A certain out-of-print portrait Merlin & a certain agent logistics Merlin: _(:з∠)_ ↑↑↑The above story tells us that feudal superstition is necessary↑↑↑ Reading instructions: 1. A non-logical and funny article, just for a laugh, please don't do any research. 2. The author, Old Deng Dang of Shiyuan, has a black nose and a snake face, and does not like to enter by mistake. 3. The author respects Aunt Rowling's setting, but the author is more familiar with the novels and movies he read N years ago and has never read the setting collection or fan fiction. Please do not bother the author with second fan fiction. If you want to see pure-blooded elegant aristocrats, please just fork this article. 4. The male protagonist will never have a noseless snake face. [New article about gay friend Red Ginger Flower's Western Fantasy] Little Ella, who is only eight years old, has a new home in this world: she has a father who is feared by everyone and is omnipotent, and is called the God of War by others, and a mother who stands above the head of the God of War. But Ella is now happy and worried because she heard this story before she traveled through time. ——The original ending was that his daughter and wife died unexpectedly, and the hero embarked on a destructive path of no return. What should we do, Ella? Ella clenched her little fists: Look at me! This is the story of a little Loli who is only eight years old and has no special powers, saving her family and the world.