This is the story of a handsome leader who meets a cold killer.
"Name?"
"Akasakamoto."
"Age?"
"Nineteen."
"Profession?"
"Killer."
"Best subject?"
"Kill someone."
"Worst subject?"
"Protector."
"Reason for joining us?"
"Lack of money."
"Please explain Marx's theory of surplus value."
"...?"
"Please briefly describe Nietzsche's theory of the Superman."
"...?"
"Please comment on Van Gogh's self-portrait."
"...?"
"Okay. Last question, what is your sexual orientation...?"
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