The following is the unorthodox version of the copy:
Lu Shang (smiling in confusion): Hehuan, I want to eat you.
Shen Hehuan: (sad): Steamed snails?
Lu Shang (Mysterious Smile x2): No, I want to eat you.
Shen Hehuan (Sadness x2): Sautéed snails?
Lu Shang (Mysterious Smile x3): No, I still want to eat you.
Shen Hehuan (Sadness x3): Spicy snail?
Lu Shang (Mysterious Smile x4): I'm going to start eating you.
Shen Hehuan (being picked up): Well...
The garden is full of spring scenery, and the hibiscus tent warms the spring night.
Serious version: None yet. In short, this is a short farming story about a doctor who picked up a snail and lived happily.
Well, as long as the sickly and arrogant author of the textbook is still alive and kicking, there will be more in the day. Your comments are my motivation. Comments are welcome. (??`ω??)