The love history of the sinister general Ping and the snake seiko minister Xie.
Zhang Qiling: "Wu Xie."
Wu Xie: "What are you calling me for?"
Zhang Qiling: "..."
Wu Xie: "If you have something to say, say it quickly!"
Zhang Qiling: "I want to pursue you."
Wu Xie: "... Young man, this road is destined to be difficult. You'd better take refuge in my Buddha as soon as possible..."