After eight years of secret love, one day I finally caught up with the man I liked.
Cong Shen: "We agreed on a one-month probation period, why have you been pestering me for so long?"
Jiang Hua: "I have been secretly in love with you for eight years. Why did you let me hang around for a while?"
Cong Shen was helpless: "I suddenly remembered a poem to describe our relationship."
Jiang Hua: "Do you wish to be a winged bird in heaven and a branch on earth?"
Cong Shen: "No, I'm willing to make a fool of myself in heaven. I'm willing to bite my hair on earth."
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