Police: What do you think about the fact that you crawled out of the collapsed house with your bare hands and unscathed?
A certain congressman: You have great fortune and vitality.
Police: What do you think about the fact that you moved thirty meters in less than a second?
A congressman: The wind is strong and I can't stand firm.
PS: This article is HE. If you saw abuse... You must have been deceived.
Thank you Fengfeng for the cover. Mwah!
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