This is the second v-article, the hilarious kind
The eldest daughter of the Ye family, Jingqiu, is the most beautiful woman in the world. She knows everything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting. Talents all over the world are vying to marry her, but... She escapes into the Shaolin Temple and eventually becomes a holy monk!
The abbot's heart was shattered: Donor, please go to the nunnery next door to escape into Buddhism!
Ye Jingqiu: No, I want to learn the powerful Vajra Palm, Fuhu Luohan Fist, Shaolin Dragon Claw Hands... These nunneries don't have them!
Ten years later, Ye Jingqiu came down the mountain to save all sentient beings.
A certain Guanyin: There is such a beautiful woman in the world, I will destroy your appearance!
Ye Jingqiu hit it with a powerful Vajra Palm, and Lady Guanyin's face was as big as a pancake: Amitabha, the poor monk missed it for a moment, don't blame the donor!
A certain Yanzi girl: Damn monk, you have ruined my good deeds several times, see if I don't kill you!
Ye Jingqiu punched Miss Yanzi until her nose and eyes became crooked. Afterwards, she clasped her hands together, her face compassionate as if there was Buddha light shining behind her: I am a compassionate Buddha, but the benefactor is too murderous, why not... Escape into Buddhism! It's better to wash away all your sins in front of the Buddha!
The major villains in the martial arts world: What kind of holy monk is this? They are more ruthless than us demons!
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