1. Xu Xian
My name is Xu Xian, and my courtesy name is Chinese. Remember, it's in Chinese. Don't call me Xu Wenqiang. Whoever calls me Xu Wenqiang will worry me. I wasn't very good at studying, so I gave up rushing to take the exam to become an official. I heard that studying medicine is very profitable and people will rush to give you red envelopes, so I decided to study medicine. I also learned to pick herbs by myself. Although I occasionally picked the wrong herbs, the spinach and cabbage I picked were not wasted and could be cooked and eaten. However, some farmer friends were not too happy and said that I had stolen their vegetables. I vow to be more careful when picking herbs in the future and never mistake vegetables for herbs again.
That day when I was collecting medicine, I met a monk, holding a staff and a golden bowl in his hand, like a beggar dressed in luxurious clothes. I gritted my teeth and gave him a penny, and he shamelessly pulled me and said that I was destined to the Buddha and asked me to become a monk.
I broke away from his hand and left quickly. He shouted to me in a very rich voice: "The Buddha Sea is boundless..." Or something like that. I don't care if he has any side or not, it doesn't matter if he prevents me from marrying a wife. I ran away without looking back.
Speaking of which, I dream of marrying a beautiful wife. Thinking of a beautiful wife makes me happy.