I have a master, I don't know his name! I don't know what he looks like! I don't know his identity!
He is called Master, but he never teaches me, who is his only apprentice. I still like to sleep in, and I am still raised by my apprentice!
He always likes to pretend to be a master no matter what, but in fact he is even afraid of dogs!
My master, Tai Chipin, knows how to exploit and exploit me!
I cry (T_T)