Unserious copywriting:
There is a little captain on the other side of the mountain and the sea
He is blind and road-crazy
He is cute and violent
He is free to find faults all over the galaxy
He is brave and kind but lacks strength
Oh, cute little captain
Oh, cute little captain
He continued to activate his mecha and beat people out.
Everyone in the galaxy will take a detour when they see it~
Serious copywriting:
The team leader was picked up by a strange uncle (hey) Bacchus one day. Afterwards, he ate, drank, and had fun fighting monsters to find out his life experience. Finally, he suddenly met a scheming (eh) Xiao Gong, and was finally successfully raised.
Where's the promised text? !
This article is also known as "My wife is losing her memory every day when she wakes up", "It is said that the little shou next door is lost again", "The captain of the mercenary group is causing hatred every day", "On the possibility of a face-blind person successfully recognizing his own shou"
Various attribute contrasts, cuteness with explosive force value vs. Cool, evil charm, domineering pirate attack
Captain attributes
Face blindness√
Road crazy√
Foodie√
Facial paralysis√
Missing tendons√
Pull hatred skill max√
Destructive power max√
Another note: God forgot to add the element of common sense in life when he created the captain.
In a word: This is a story about a cute [but not] team leader who went around looking for sandbags to practice his skills in the interstellar, and was finally knocked down by a big bad wolf.
Precautions for consumption:
1. This is a short story [probably
2. The author's synopsis is useless, the plot is useless, but the imagination is so big that there is no logic [Hey
3. The stupid author is a lazy terminal cancer patient and a psychopath.
4. Despite the above, the author has a guarantee of fake products, so diners can eat with confidence (?)
Intention: