Editor-in-Chief: Ahhh! Yang Xiaoyu! Come here!
Me: Editor-in-Chief! My brother is Yang Yang! My dad is Li Gang!
Editor-in-Chief: Fuck you! Your brother is Yang Yang! Then I am Li Yifeng's father!
Me: That's easy to say! In-laws!
Editor-in-Chief: Get out! ! !
One year ago, as a new employee of a newly emerging large company, I finally opened the door to my dream! Entertainment! When I was thinking about how to fight monsters, level up, kill big bosses and get to the top of my life, I didn't know that many years later, all my plans would be disrupted.
Me: I have to go to work!
Xu Yiming: Be good. Who are you going to keep an eye on?
Me: My brother!
Xu Yiming:......
Me: Let's go!
Xu Yiming: Wife, I'm hungry (grieved)
Me: ...(Middle finger) It's shameful to act cute! Give me back my cool male god!
Xu Yiming: (hugging him) Wife, let's do some kissing things!
Me: Don't move! ! ! ! !