Copywriting of the main drama version: Wu Nuo, a street vendor, unfortunately encountered a car accident while avoiding urban management. At the critical moment of life and death, he was transported by the system to a distant SS-level primitive planet, and was picked up by a fat cat cub and brought back to the Changhe Tribe. From being unable to adapt to primitive life at the beginning to slowly integrating into the tribe, Wu Nuo used the system's trading function to exchange various materials with traders from different civilizations. Together with the cunning and cunning Winged Tiger Bai, he helped the tribe move towards glory and prosperity step by step, and jointly created a city-state.
One-sentence copy: Holding the system in hand, Wu Nuo dreamed of becoming a universe-level tycoon, but the reality was cruel, and he was on the road to becoming a tycoon before he knew it... The way I opened the system must be wrong. BY: Wu Nuo
Funny copywriting:
Wu Nuo: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Too much brain-filling is a disease that needs to be cured. Using the stingy hand-to-hand system, how do you exchange two meat bones for a roll of toilet paper? Wait online. It's very urgent.
Big cat: (￣ˇ￣)Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Wu Nuo: (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Semeow, get out of here! You can't survive this day!
Big Cat: What should I do if my wife has a bad temper? Waiting online, it's very urgent.
Wu Nuo: I'm worried about your sister! ! !
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╮(╯▽╰)╭, The above is really a sad (joyful) sad (deprived) story.
New pit copywriting:
Song Huo, as his name suggests, has no ambitions and only wants to be a charterer.
After a car accident, he awakened his superpowers, picked up the amnesia gold finger, and embarked on the road of counterattack by the male god.
Fat guy? A street writer? Being chased away by someone who covets your family property?
Doesn't exist.
The counterattack starts with losing weight.
From then on, there was one less fat man and one more legend in the world...
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Column asking for support: ←Poke it, and you won't get pregnant. Poke it, and more cute things are waiting for you (づ￣ 3￣)づ
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