When Qin Huai was nine years old, he moved a small bench and sat next to Jian Su.
"Wa Ma Ma is a bad monkey. She said that after she is washed, she will be buried with Si Xi and a tile daddy without tiles. How about Si Xili? Listen to Si Xili Ma Ma's old puppy."
Jian Su: "... Speak in human terms."
Qin Huai: "My mother said that after she dies, she will be buried with my father and the puppy, without me!"
Jian Su: "Then you can be buried with me."
"Monkey!" Qin Huai hugged him and slapped him on the face.
When Qin Huai was twenty-two years old, he moved a small bench and sat next to his gay friend.
"Let me ask you, if there is a woman who had a crush on a man before, but the man didn't know her, and she met him again after a few years, what do you think she would do?! Oh, by the way, she has a man, and he is very good to her!"
Gay friend: "Shit! This woman is a green tea bitch! Doesn't she use men as a backup?"
When Qin Huai heard this, he fell to the ground and thought to himself: "You only have green tea, your whole family is green tea, I'm not the one!"
That night she called Jian Su: "I want to break up with you. I want to pursue true love!"
Jian Su: "... You deserve a beating, right? Say it again if you dare, and I'll rape you when I get back."
Childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts, they have been going around in circles for twenty-eight years.
Qin Huai later realized that although fireworks are beautiful, they are nothing compared to the people who set them off together.
Green Dragon, White Tiger, Suzaku Xuanwu in the breeding nest