There is a king on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. He is handsome and mysterious, he is witty and domineering, he wanders freely around the world, oh, lovely king!
On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is Alice. She is middle-aged and arrogant, she is beautiful and flat-chested, and she wanders around the world without any worries. Oh, poor Alice!