"Tan Yan, you have to know that porn movies are very scary movies. If a friend asks you to watch them together, don't watch them, otherwise you will have nightmares at night."
"Yeah."
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"Tan Yan, what's under your bed?"
"H-movie."
"You... You're not GAY, are you?"
"Of course not."
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"Sister, I was suppressed 5555~~"
"Pressure? Impossible, how could my brother be a minor sufferer!!!"