Du Xiaobai: "Damn it, where are you touching?"
Gu Zhi: "You climbed into my bed and you still didn't let me touch you."
Du Xiaobai: "I told you it wasn't me!"
Gu Zhi: "Okay, it's not you. Then, we can turn off the lights now."
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Du Xiaobai: "Gu Zhi, your uncle!!!"
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