Yan Ling: One thing I did in my life that I think is very correct and proud of is that in order to eat roasted pig, pickled pig and boiled pig, I calmly held three piglets and was chased by the sow into the woods.
Author: Ahem... Chasing? You're very proud of it, right? ! Lianhua, what about you?
Lianhua: Me? (Thinking about it carefully) That means Yan Ling was pushed into the woods by a sow. (Yan Ling: Is it chasing or arching?)
Author: (⊙o⊙)? !
Lianhua: If it weren't for it, how could a man holding three pigs fall on me while I was resting at the foot of the mountain?
Author: Are you still very proud?
Lianhua: But the moment I saw her, I felt that my vision had darkened. Only she is bright.
Author: Wow, so romantic~
Lianhua: Ah... By the way, not only her, but also the three pigs.
Author:……