[Character: Funny, silly, neurotic writer x mature and seductive internet singer]
[Bai Zhi: I think I am fresh, witty and handsome, so I can dominate the world~≧▽≦)/~
Chu Bi: Thank you all for putting up with my white paper's stupidity. I will take him home right away.
[There is no prototype for this article! No prototype! No prototype!
How dare you come and make a date!