Accidentally Swallowed the "Seed"

On the origin of Zou Zi and Gu Jiaren Small theater one The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the saliva that passers-by spit on the ground will evaporate immediately. The future mother Zou is eating watermelon to cool down in the hospital, and the father-to-be is standing next to him, ready to call the doctor at any time. "Kacha" the expectant mother took a bite, and just when she was about to finish the third piece of watermelon, the pain suddenly came without warning. Zou's mother swallowed the watermelon directly and shouted "It hurts...". A few hours later, a wrinkled baby was born. When Father Zou was happily choosing a name from the pile of names he had prepared, Mother Zou woke up and said, "Husband, when I first had a stomachache, I was scared to death. That mouthful of watermelon almost didn't stop me. I swallowed it with the seeds." Father Zou gently touched her head: "Thank you for your hard work. Do you want something to eat?" "Husband, I've thought about my daughter's name. She'll call her Zou... Guazi, Zou Guazi, isn't it a little strange?" Father Zou: "..." Zou's mother: "Zou... Melon... Seed... Zou melon? Zou seed? Let's call it Zou seed." Father Zou: "..." Small Theater 2 The Gu family is particularly lively today. Grandpa Gu, Grandma Gu, and their son, daughter-in-law, and son-in-law are all at home. It is very rare for the whole family to be together. The second son of the Gu family thought for a moment that today is not a special day. Something important happened in the family. They couldn't help but recall the last time there was such a big family gathering. It seemed that he was secretly doing business behind his father's back. His father beat him so hard that he couldn't get out of bed for a month. This time... Grandpa Gu: "The Lin family has completely collapsed this time. Lin Zhijun has been imprisoned for taking bribes and leaking state secrets. This matter is very deep and has implicated a large number of people. I don't care what friendship you guys had with him in the past. You can't have any contact with his family now. He has made too many enemies and committed this crime again." It's such a big mistake. Some people want to kill him. Brother, just help him find out the news this time. If you continue to ignore the family and go into this muddy water, don't blame me. It's not easy for our Gu family to get to this point. If any of you ignore the Gu family and act recklessly, I won't be polite. " On the way back to his villa, Gu Weicheng, the third son of the Gu family, said to his wife: "Lin Zhijun can't be fished out this time. It's not like I can't help him a little harder... The old man has spoken to take care of the Gu family, but he is also my brother." Gu Weicheng sighed: "Gu family, Gu family, from now on our son will be called Gu family... Gu family." Yang Hui: "..." Later, with Yang Hui's insistence, his son's name was "Gu Jiaren" After the quarrel Small theater three Zou Zi: Don't follow me, get out of the way Gu Jiaren: Someone has a tail today. I want to study it, so I can only follow it. Zou Zi: Don't think that I didn't see the flowers hidden behind your back (I give you flowers every birthday), and you want to take the opportunity to ask me to forgive you. Let me tell you, the blue enchantress behind your back has no effect! Gu Jiaren: You are overthinking and I didn't send you flowers. This time I just want to send you a card, the flowers... Are just for decoration Zou Zi:...... Gu Jiaren: Password, same as last time, last time, last time...