Xiaoxiao slowly opened her eyes. He held his cheeks in his hands like a deer, and said to himself with big watery eyes: "Holy shit, I've traveled through time."
A certain sinister man was dressed in white, with a smile on his face, and his long hair tied up with a jade crown. When he saw a certain nymphomaniac, he said: "When you wake up, go clean the yard. Without you, the fallen leaves in the yard will pile up into mountains."
(PS: It's obviously summer, isn't it...) The author was decisively shot away.
When we first met, he was a charming young man with unparalleled strategies, and she was a personal maid; looking back, she was a puppet maid, and he was the one who restrained her.