"Hey, Mr. Zhong, are you busy?"
"Eating roasted whole lamb. What's the matter?"
"It's not a big deal, it's just... I'm pregnant."
"..."
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Before meeting Zhong Yiyuan, Li Momo was committed to three major goals in life:
One, ban ballet. (I have practiced too hard since I was a child, and my teacher is simply a pervert!)
Second, take down the Great God Lin. (Lin Yan, just wait, I don't believe I can't catch you!)
Third, become an excellent actor. (Don't worry, Oscar trophy, I'll pick you up right away!)
After meeting Zhong Yiyuan,
Li Momo changed his goal to:
Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-clockwise.
But in the end, it's impossible to guard against it. . .
"Mr. Zhong, if you act like a gangster again, I will call the police!"
Someone ignores a threat.
Zhong Yuanyuan tugged at the corner of Li Momo's skirt: "Mom, don't..."
"Get out!"
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This is actually a sweet story that was twisted into a hilarious one. The male protagonist is warm-hearted, the female protagonist is silly and cute, and the plot is vulgar and all kinds of goofy.