Summary of three sentences →_→ As the protagonist of a NP Danmei article, unfortunately, he has a special physique that "you will die if you don't do XXOO for 300 rounds in one night". Tell me how to do 1vs1? !
Where can I find such a cheating bed-warming partner? !
It's only reasonable to have a bunch of friends! ! !
Copywriting→_→Kong Xiaobai is a great writer at Jinjiang Novel Network, specializing in Danmei NP stories. The protagonists in his stories are all the favorites of God, and are always surrounded by many male characters. They have a Mary Sue aura and are sure to be winners in life!
Then suddenly there was a thunderbolt from the clear sky! ——The online novel has begun to be rectified, and NP suddenly stopped writing it! He was included in the ranks of those who have incorrect views, are pornographic, and are immoral.
So the NP Danmei novel "The Counterattack of the Useless Prince" that Kong Xiaobai was serializing was locked halfway through! His readers almost fainted in the toilet from crying, and Weibo and the readership community kept moaning and leaving corpses everywhere.
The editor asked him to change the outline and turn the article into 1vs1, but Kong Xiaobai refused "righteously"!
"Damn it, I can't do it in reality, why don't you even give me YY in novels?!"
No more writing! ! !
So he closed the book.
Then one day, Kong Xiaobai traveled through time and became the protagonist of his unfinished book!
[In response to the country's call, the author is requested to rewrite the direction of this article and make it 1vs1.
"What if it can't be changed?"
Bad end! Die! PS: The time limit is one year.
"What happens if it takes more than a year?"
Bad end! Die!
"Let's discuss it, can you let me go home? I will definitely revise my essay well when I go back!"
Bad end! Die!
"..." (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻Can it still be better!