Damn it, would I tell you that I bought a jade pendant that plays with dragons and beads, is it a portable little world that has been passed down from ancient times?
Damn it, I will never tell you that I bought a peaceful unicorn bracelet as a lottery board for practicing.
Damn it, am I going to tell you that I bought a phoenix ring that looks like it is reborn from the ashes and can travel through the world of movies, TV shows, and novels?