Children's stand-up version: The story of a charming, cute, super invincible, beautiful and energetic girl who conquers a scheming male professor with a sinister tongue and a heart as deep as the sea.
Chen Yimu's version: It's rare to find a pet you like, so I'll keep it.
Xiao Gui's normal version: A funny girl whose brain is off-line and keeps getting into trouble accidentally offends a well-dressed and thoughtful man who is not easy to offend, a story about a monster meeting a monster. See if the demon is one foot taller or the evil one is one foot taller.