Serious version
Three thousand are like a dream, both illusion and reality.
The girl who hides a rare treasure—cute (fake), loves to complain, and loves to eat
A sickly and handsome young man - cold (fake), sinister, but also arrogant (fake)
With a skillful stroke of her pen, the girl draws all living things (the ugliness)
The young man drew his bowstring and destroyed all evils in the world.
Small theater
"Uncle Master, if you come here again, I will call you Ahu!"
A certain young man looked expressionlessly at a painting ghost hiding in the corner and shivering.
"No - Uncle Master, listen to me! A woman's reputation and chastity are the most important things... In short, if you sneak into my room at night like this again, I won't be able to get married!" The girl looked like she was vowing to stay chaste to death.
The young man raised his eyebrows and looked at the girl intently.
Well, she threw in the towel. "... Okay, can I sleep on the bed? Uncle Master, you sleep under the bed... I don't want to sleep on the bed anymore..."
After a long while, the young man's voice was as soft as a breeze on a summer night, "You just said you couldn't get married?"
"Yes, yes!" Uncle Master, your reflex arc is a little long.
The young man smiled and said, "It's okay. Anyway, you can't get married without me coming."
... Can't you just shut up quietly at this time?
[#The author is a neurosis series#]
[Students who like it, please collect it, QUQ, maybe the update speed will be a little slower (rolling and acting cute)]
Please slap me with your shoe sole! Queens! I want collectible soles!
(It suddenly occurred to me that the author of a novel writing method was revising the article. Since not many classmates (it seemed like none) were reading it, I revised it...