Nezha had a nightmare,
He dreamed that he had the body of a real man that he had always dreamed of.
But, but!
Why does he have such a small head on his thick neck? Like a little kid!
Why does he have a bun and a red headband on his head? Like a little girl!
Why does his face look so cute and why does he have a baby voice? Like--
You're going to overturn the table, you bastard!
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It's just an authentic version of Nezha that has been transformed into a version with hundreds of thousands of bad jokes~
It's a short story, it's updated irregularly, I'll post it whenever it's written~
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Reader comments
Well, does anyone understand this paragraph? When he heard that Marty was coming, he hurriedly started to get dressed. Huohuo was really innocent and cute. In addition, Huohuo had a crush on Marty, so it was delicious. Plus, Marty's hasty escape was even better. It felt like the repeated tug-and-pull feeling during the ambiguous period! [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's over like this [scared]
I feel like there's not enough to see [cheek support]
The author is great, please make a sequel [poor]
Well, does anyone understand this paragraph? When he heard that Marty was coming, he hurriedly started to get dressed. Huohuo was really innocent and cute. In addition, Huohuo had a crush on Marty, so it was delicious. Plus, Marty's hasty escape was even better. It felt like the repeated tug-and-pull feeling during the ambiguous period! [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's over like this [scared] I feel like there's not enough to see [cheek support] The author is great, please make a sequel [poor]