Forbes Virtual Rich List: At the top of this list is Smaug, an ancient red-gold dragon known to the hobbits and dwarves of Middle-earth as "Smaug the Dragon" and "Smaug of Endless Wealth"!
Boyfriend: I don't deny my endless wealth, but what does "ancient" mean?
In short, this is a funny story about a rich man who wants to marry his girlfriend every day but can't, well, the richest man!