——We went to the swimming pool to play. I was a landlubber, so I could only pretend to be elegant and lie on the deck chair by the pool. But every time, my eldest cousin would throw me down when I wasn't paying attention, or throw him sideways. He would make me slap the whole body on the water, admiring the water splash while shouting happily, tsunami, tsunami, tsunami~~~
——The second brother first made a mark with a pen on the diaphragm bottle, looked at the watch and waited for a while, took out a ruler, measured it, set an alarm clock on his mobile phone, and then fell asleep peacefully...
——He turned the corner and saw a taxi parked on the side of the road not far away, less than 30 centimeters from the edge of the road. He rushed through the narrow gap without hesitation. When I rushed in front of me, the front door of the taxi suddenly opened. As a result, the bicycle stayed where it was and my third brother flew out...
——My cousin taught others righteously: "If you kiss me, my sperm will run to your eggs, and then you will get pregnant!"
——After the second brother finished singing Jay Chou's "Ninja", we were a little excited. At this time, a strange melody floated over. Rourou took the microphone and started singing: "Hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot..." This is what comes and goes.
(Note: In the article, eldest brother = eldest cousin, eldest sister-in-law = eldest cousin, second brother = second cousin, third brother = third cousin, younger brother = cousin)
Thanks to Taboo Liulian mm for the picture:
It's a picture drawn by Taboo Liulian's mm. It feels like a big cousin, so I hugged him ^_^
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