The Waistcoat Is Not a Human Being, How Can Ke Learn How to Relieve It?

[This article is also known as: "Can't I just be a human being?" ""As Shinichi's childhood friend, why am I an idiot""About how I became the savior when I am not a human being"] Rin Sakurai is dead. Sakurai Rin is alive again. Sakurai Rin died again. Sakurai Rin is alive again. Don't get me wrong, he is just doing it because of the system task. Sakurai Rin, an ordinary high school student. One day, he was suddenly bound to a savior app and asked him to use a vest to rescue certain popular characters in comics, otherwise the world would be over. Unexpectedly, Sakurai Rin accepted this matter without any mental obstacles. After all, the plot that the savior is a high school student is a bad joke in various novels and anime. He was still called the Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era when he was young, so why is it so strange that he became the savior! His first vest was a microwave oven. Not long after he was surprised, he died because he was disassembled into a pile of parts. Sakurai Rin was speechless and choked as she recalled the scene of being 'eviscerated' by a curly little bastard with a screwdriver. But people on the forum were laughing, pointing at the little curly-haired bastard and shouting madly, Mom, I love you. Sakurai Rin: Well, you can't afford to hide if you can't offend me? Not believing in evil, he opened his second vest, this time with a fruit knife. Before he could react, the owner of the knife was about to send him into someone else's stomach. He was so excited that he broke himself, and then died again. People on the forum: Wow, woo, woo, little angel's daddy, the knife cuts it well! Sakurai Rin: When you put it this way, have you ever thought about the feeling of a knife? The third and fourth... Doorbells, band-aids, mobile phones, remote controls... Rin Sakurai tried various bizarre ways to die (damaged vest). At the most outrageous moment, he found that he had become a bomb with only three seconds left. And the curly-haired police officer in front of him, who was said to be Bai Yueguang, turned out to be the little bastard who took off several of his vests! Sakurai Rin: I'm torn. It's okay to wear a vest, it's okay to be a savior, but can't I be a human being? Also, can you make his vest survive longer? - System: As you wish. When Sakurai Rin finally got his wish and opened the vest of species as a human, he found that it was better not to be a human. Because he found that his vest seemed to be a... Criminal. In other words, he is the leader of a group of criminals. Sakurai Rin, who has always been a law-abiding citizen, his hand holding the gun trembled slightly as he looked at the group of young men with code names. And the squeaking barrage on the forum: [Ah, ah, ah, it's new wine! Black finally adds real wine! It's not wine mixed with water, it's real wine! ] [Damn, dang, this wine is very spicy at first glance, the jiba exploded] [GIN The teammate you have been waiting for has finally arrived! ! ! ! ] [Eh? How does this wine know Conan's true identity? ! ! ! It's over, this wine can't survive a movie! ] Sakurai Rin tried to discuss with the system: Otherwise, I'd better stop being a human being, right? System: No, dear, we want to save the world! Sakurai Rin: Tell me how a criminal can save the world? ! And what does it mean to be very spicy but not survive a theatrical version? Don't curse him to death! Damn it! —— After encountering a series of popular characters such as the curly bastard, the long-haired police officer, the cat-eyed angel, the black-skinned waiter, etc., He once saved them by wearing a vest. Sakurai Rin had an epiphany Damn it, the comic world is actually my world? And that terrifying existence known as the "Little Detective of Death" turned out to be his own child! ! Sakurai Rin thought for a while and said sincerely to the black-skinned waiter and curly-haired police officer who came to test him: "You may not believe it, but in fact I watched you grow up." A certain curly-haired police officer:? A certain blond waiter:? Seeing that the two of them didn't believe it, Sakurai Rin added: "Actually, I am still your savior." Two people:… Sakurai Rin: "Are you very touched? You're welcome, you should." After all, if I don't save you, this world will end! —— Police Academy Small Theater Golden Retriever and Black Skin: (Proud) To tell you the truth, I actually have a guardian spirit that has been protecting me since I was a child. Maomaoyan: (glares eyes) What? Do you have zero too? Golden Retriever and Black Skin:...? Hiro, do you have it too? Cat Eyes: (complex)... Yes, I have them too. The long-haired dude hooked the black curly man's neck; actually, Xiao Zhenping and I did too! Always with us! Golden Retriever, Black Skin & Cat Eyes: (Falling into silence) The squad leader who just came back from a date: Ah, what are you talking about? The four people said in unison: patron saint. The monitor smiled heartily: (showing thumbs up) So you all know, yes, I did have a patron saint when I was a child. Four people:...? This patron saint is so carefree! ! ! [Reading instructions] 1. Just relax and don't worry about logic. 2. In the early stage, all the vests are inanimate. In the later stage, if you accumulate enough points, you can open the vests of living entities. 3. The police academy team will be rescued, and some Conan will be rescued even if he is in trouble. 4. The male protagonist is a stupid beauty (note that he is not a retarded beauty)! ! ! 5. There will be a lot of daily life, comics, and forum content for Heyou Tongren. 6. There is no monitor on the cover because Gawa is too expensive, and adding a monitor would require bringing Natalie along, so I chose to let the two of them go on a date (to save money). Purpose: Protect children's most innocent dreams