"The wine you asked for."
"Come on, kitten, sit down and have a drink with me."
"I'm sorry, sir, I don't drink with guests."
Two hundred-dollar bills were handed to me. "As long as you have a drink with me, that's a tip."
"I'm really sorry..."
"What, it's still not enough?" After saying that, he added three more.
"I'm sorry, sir, that's not what I meant..."