"Welcome to League of Legends."
"The enemy has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield, crush them."
"First Blood."
Zhongli (picking up slippers): "Stop singing little songs, I've already been led away by you!"
Qi Sheng (Shunmao): "Okay, okay, I'll play double queue with you later."
"Blue team has slain the dragon."
Zhongli (exploding hair): "Don't give me the ultimate move. I'll give it to Invincible for half my health. Your ultimate move isn't worth it, is it?"
Qi Sheng (continues to smooth his hair): "It's worth money, you are the most valuable."
Zhongli: "... What's wrong?"
Qi Sheng: "Yes?"
"Penta Kill."
Zhongli (cough cough): "You idiot, I think our duo queue is quite invincible. Otherwise, why don't you consider changing jobs?"
Qi Sheng: "Hey, I'm just an amateur thug, so that's not good."
Zhongli: "It's okay. You don't have time for me to help you. That's what I do anyway."
In fact, this is a popular story about a professional power leveler who was pushed down by his amateur colleague next door.