[Danmei's final article "He is the only Omega in the world" guidance column]
[Danmei pre-collection of "Lao Gongjing, watch me pretend to be good", guide column]
[Romance serial "I rely on synthetic skills to open up wasteland in polluted areas" guidance column]
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Copywriting of this article:
Self-attack and self-restraint, 1V1, HE, yandere foodie attack × righteous narcissistic sufferer (what the hell is this, the author is crazy)
Normal version copy:
Mecha star Mu Yizhuo was betrayed by his lover one day and was almost eaten alive by zombies. At the critical moment, someone fell from the sky to save him from the fire and water. From that day on, whenever Mu Yizhuo faced a critical moment, he could save himself from danger because of this person. In this way, he lived healthily until he won the mainland super award and became a popular superstar.
Then one day, he found that the man who had saved him several times was sharpening his knife against him.
"Why do you want to kill me?"
"Because you deserve to die."
"Then you saved me so many times before?"
"Because I don't allow imperfection to exist in my past."
"What? What does it have to do with me that you're not perfect?" The amount of information was a bit large, and Mu Yizhuo digested it stupidly.
Hey, brother! Pay attention to the murder weapon on your head!
Crazy version of the copy:
Someone: Eat eat eat eat eat eat
Mu Yizhuo: "Brother, you have already eaten more than twenty dishes."
Someone: Keep your head down, eat, eat, eat, eat
Mu Yizhuo: "Author, I feel like my stomach is bloated..."
Someone: "The blown-up hands seem quite delicious."
Mu Yizhuo: "... Do you still have love from your comrades?"
Someone: "Never."
Mu Yizhuo: "Can you have some humanity?"
Someone: "What little is left will be spent on you."
This article is now complete. If there are any updates, it must be caused by the author's obsessive-compulsive disorder, so please ignore it.
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Interstellar ABO pre-released "Old Gongjing, Watch Me Pretend to Be Good", the copy is as follows:
The Shao family and the Zhong family are married.
The young master of the Zhong family took the initiative, even going against the wishes of his elders.
Everyone felt that the young master of the Zhong family was really a love interest - General Shao Xiaohua had long since lost his glory, he was paralyzed, his pheromone system was severely damaged, and he could not even be considered an Alpha in the strict sense.
If you marry such a loser, you will have to take inhibitors for the rest of your life. It is clear that you will be involved in it for the rest of your life.
Zhong Chi, the young master of the Zhong family, disagreed with this. He was playing with his brain in the new house with his feet up, feeling that he had made a lot of money.
The old attacker who has no relationship with him and can't do anything = inhibitor cash machine.
No matter how much the empire's laws are changed, it can't stop him from obtaining inhibitors! He can start surfing with confidence and boldness! Free! He's coming!
But until then...
Zhong Chi rushed in just a second before Shao Xiaohua entered the door. He turned off his brain, sat up, and pretended to stir with his fingers, with a well-behaved and shy expression: "Xiao, Xiaohua, I... Can I call you Xiaohua? Do you need me to help you push the wheelchair? Do you want to smoke? Do you want me to light a cigarette for you? Take a bath? Do you want me to put the bath water for you?"
Shao Xiaohua: "..."
Whose child is that kid who was playing games in the room and got dirty when he hit his door?
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One day after the marriage, Zhong Chi used the excuse of traveling, but actually went to fight in the polluted area. During the intermission, he often smoked a cigarette and chatted shoulder to shoulder with everyone:
Zhong Chi: Shao Xiaohua? Shao Xiaohua is quite handsome, but I don't like his style.
Zhong Chi: ... It's not because of the lameness, it's because of the aging Alpha. You know that, right? On the surface, he looks good-tempered and easy to talk to, but in fact, his thoughts are very difficult to guess. Let me tell you, marriage is troublesome, long live being single!
Zhong Chi: Why do I know? I, I have a friend. It is said that his partner is uncertain and extremely difficult to coax.
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He clicked and clicked, and found that no one dared to answer his words.
When he turned around, it turned out that the boss of the Lighthouse organization was standing behind him.
The boss, who was known for his maturity and stability, looked at him seducing other people's hands, his eyes were unkind, and there was a smile on his lips, and there was a 100 percent danger in his smile.
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Everyone said that Shao Xiaohua was a hero and a true gentleman.
In this regard, Zhong Chi just wants to say...
Nonsense!
Shao Xiaohua, that old bastard who pretends to be a loser, is a polite scum, and his graceful demeanor is all an illusion performed for outsiders!
The real Shao Xiaohua is the tough-minded and uncompromising boss in the Lighthouse organization.
Don't ask him how he knows the truth.
The question is, I was too rough and overturned. I was caught complaining about my marriage behind my back. I couldn't sleep for three days and three nights. QAQ.
Gong, a daddy who looks gentle and weak but is actually domineering and powerful, VS a rebellious Yuu who looks cute and affectionate but is a wild man.
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