There are three good things about time travel: cheating and pretending to be a wealthy person.
There are three treasures for picking up girls (?): Behaving cutely and bullshittingly is good for your waist and legs.
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Author: Once in time, a certain protagonist awakens the Shangxie Sword, which has been dormant for thousands of years.
Shangxie: (￣^￣)ゞIt's none of my business, it's all framed by that scheming bitch!
Zuo (disgusted face): A certain protagonist even used the Yaochi water used for sacrifices as bath water!
Shangxie: Oh no, pigs still need to be clean.
Written by: ? ヽ(`Д′)? ┻━┻ Can you still let me finish writing the copy?
Shangxie: I don't like it!
Jun (suddenly): Shangxie?
Shangxie (scared): ＿|￣|○Master, I was wrong! ! !
Jun: -_-#... My teacher obviously didn't say anything...