Ah! The brother downstairs is finally back!
"Come on, come on, I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about! You have been in the army for so long and you don't miss me at all!"
"Well, I do, I miss your laughter that kills chickens every night."
"Get out! This marriage is over! It's inappropriate for a military wife to do this!"
"Don't."
"If you continue to ink again, I will dissect you like a frog!"
"You try?"
"Well..."