Pc: Welcome to the True Love program. Today we are honored to invite this pure love couple to tell us their story——
Sun: What are you doing! When did I agree to come!
Lin Nie: Baby, calm down, after this show we can sue them for invasion of privacy...
PC: Ahem, sorry, that's not what I meant - can you tell me how you met?
The Sun: Fading...
Lin Nie: Bamboo Horse
pc: Wow, that's so lovely. There must have been some interesting things that happened to you when you were children. Can you share them?
Taiyang: He pushed me into the water....
Lin Nie: That's because you exploded my anus!
Pc:....
Taiyang: Huh, you even sold my dog!
Lin Nie: That's because you encouraged it to poop on my bed!
Pc: Well, let's change the topic_ (interrupted)
Sun:! ! ! Where did I instigate you? That's what it figured out on its own!
Lin Nie: It would be a disaster for such a smart dog to stay with you. I am benefiting the world!
Sun: xx! You even knocked out my bird's nest!
Lin Nie: It disturbed me when I slept!
Sun: That's life! You murderer!
Lin Nie: Am I a murderer? You almost forced the girl to jump off the building, why are you so quibbling?
Pc: Wow, female——(interrupted)
Taiyang: How can I be so stupid! I just told her exactly what you said!
Lin Nie: Are you a fool?
Taiyang: You idiot, you want it too, right? ! (Mad state)
Lin Nie: Yes, you are a fool and I will accept it. (Smile)
Sun: Let's go home, I'm hungry. (Face turns red and changes topic)
Lin Nie: OK. Make dumplings for dinner. (Smile)
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pc: Ah~ What a loving couple. Thank you for watching. That's the end of today's program——(interrupted)
Big PC: Thank you for your hard work. Let's call it a day!
Crowd: Cheers! ~~~
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Somewhere dark—
pc: Don't even leave me a light? This is abuse! Hello! Is there anyone! Hey! Don't wait for me! I'm still here!
(Lonely back)————————————————end