The story of a sinister man who boiled a frog in warm water and ate it
The story of a cat who traveled through time and was gradually bent after taking a second nap at home↖(^ω^)↗
Meow: Author, are you your mother? Even if you dress up as a meow, do you dare to let me become a gong(╰_╯)#
Author: Dare not~\(≧▽≦)/~La La La, bite me~ Sir Xianjun, your cat is going to counterattack\(^o^)/
Xianjun: When I go back to the room, I'll let you be on top.
A certain stupid cat returned to his room excitedly~~~~
"Oh... You... You lied to me... Lightly... Gently... Ha... I was wrong... Ah..."