The person I had a crush on for ten years got married today. I was so sad that I went to a bar to get drunk and lost my virginity. Devastated, I ran to the United States and came back six years later with a pair of twin boys. Yes, they were twin boys. They were the result of the accident six years ago. As a result, I met a man at the airport on the day I came back. My son actually called him daddy. Son, you have mistaken the wrong person. I am your daddy.